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Friday, August 28, 2009

Delicious Ways To Celebrate "Where The Wild Things Are"

It's still months until the premier of "Where The Wild Things Are," but already people are stoked!

Check out "Where The Wild Things Are" cupcakes (via)


How about a "Where The Wild Things Are" bento box? (via) (the original)


"Where The Wild Things Are Cake" (via)


And stuff found haphazardly

I'm sure only more fantastic things are gonna come.

Monday, August 17, 2009

4 words

Today's theme:

I CAN DO THIS

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Can I Get In On That Trophy Action?

Hi my non-reader readers

So, let me hack this Asian Trophy Wife thing to death.

Firstly, this article is just poorly written. The author, Ying Chu, pulls out quote after quote about random facts about Asians but doesn't really tie them in to anything truly meaningful. I get it, I get it: this man says there are Asian women who are victims to "Yellow Fever" and don't even know it. Taiwanese kids are really top-notch at math. Lots of loose ends of facts that don't culminate to much.

Maybe she's trying to say that Asian girls should be proud that we're now being coveted as a commodity?

Now no longer are Asian girls labeled as Suzie Wongs (I did happen to read The World of Suzie Wong when I was in Taiwan and Hong Kong this past winter. Your basic story about a Cantonese girl who works as a prostitute and a Western man who falls in love with her. I actually thought she was really naive and vacuous, but what can you expect from that type of girl from that type of time period?), but, rather, we Asian girls who have white boyfriends can be labeled as Soon-Yis.

Even though Chu herself is an Asian woman, she fails to acknowledge the differences between each Asian ethnicity and, thus, varied socio-economic-historic backgrounds that have led to the rise of such Suzie Wongs and Miss Saigons.

Chu notes that maybe it's "globalization" that has increased the appeal of Asian girls because Malcolm Gladwell notes that Asian kids have a strong work ethic and thus, Taiwanese kids are the best in math in world. She doesn't make sense. Is globalization achieved by way of getting yourself a smart Asian girl? Sounds more like imperialization to me.

In a nutshell, I think this article boasts that:
  1. Asian women are a commodity that's very hot/chic to own,
  2. Asian women are stupid because "Asian women dating white men may never really know if it's a fetish thing."
  3. You should be wary of a white man with an Asian woman because he's probably just got a fetish and she's probably from a foreign land,
Anyway, apparently Chu is the Beauty Director at Marie Claire. I wish the magazine could have found a more competent person to write about this.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

That's Weird

Some links to enjoy:

1. Found a book called Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics (via facebook friend)

2. This is one really, really fat baby.

3. Coffee - Calorie Graphic (via)

4. A commercial to combat morning bad breath via Thailand

5. Better run for your lives! It's a big monster!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Phildelphia


Thursday night I took a ride on Bolt Bus and took a 24-hour vacation in Philadelphia.

It was my first time there, and luckily I was being tour guided around by my friend (Philadelphia-native) who flew into Philadelphia for just a day, like me, because it was en route to New Jersey.

Anyway, so around 8:45 I arrived on 30th and Market across the street from some abandoned train station. Being so-o-o savvy, I used my hand-drawn map and found the subway and paid two dollars to ride a trolley. The trolley was really old, and it couldn't have possibly been able to fit more than 30 people, but I guess that just means it has more charm, doesn't it?

Got out at 19th and Market and found my way to the hotel. After settling in, I walked around the neighborhood at night. My goal was to reach Rittenhouse Square, but instead I guess I got mixed up between East and West and South and North and ended up getting to LOVE park. Basically, I reached Robert Indiana's LOVE Statue and snapped a few discrete photos because I didn't want to be beaten up by the people in the park.

That night, for an hour I must have walked in circles, crossing 18th-15th between Market and Chestnut, Walnut, and Sansom several times.

Eventually I decided to stop turning right and found my way to Rittenhouse Square and I swore that I actually squealed in delight. The area around the square was so much more active than the other parts I had walked around earlier: people were eating, drinking, eating fro-yo. I sat in the park for a while, desperately wishing that I was a smoker so that I wouldn't seem like such a loner (they didn't know my friend's flight had been diverted to Texas and delayed by two hours, after all). The square was beautiful and filled with couples and pot-smoking skateboarders. I couldn't help but feel like I was in Paris (only to learn that, indeed, the square was French-inspired!), especially when I saw a random three French bistros lined up next to each other on one side of the square.

The next day was great. I got my own personal tour guide and saw Independence Hall and took a picture of the Liberty Bell from the outside. I was really, really excited to see Independence Hall because in seventh grade, our science class went to Knott's Berry Farm to learn about physics by riding roller coasters, and on the way, our teachers thought it would be a brilliant idea to take a few kids to Knott's Berry Farm's own replica of Independence Hall. There was my first up-close-and-personal encounter with something from our nation's history pre-1849. I even bought a copy of the Declaration of Independence. But here, seeing the real thing, it was amazing. It even came with colonial people!


Anyway, then I was taken to Reading Terminal Market and ate my first Cheese Steak and had a chocolate chip cookie covered in chocolate. Needless to say I was stuffed, and for the rest of the day, I felt pangs of lethargy I never knew I had in me.
My last two hours in Philadelphia were spent in the art museum where I was sort of falling asleep on my feet and heard a country/folk-style rendition of U2's "With Or Without You"

Philadelphia's so tiny and easy to walk around. The buildings were so charming! I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. But I had to leave because my friend was really eager to get to the Phillies game. Oh, baseball.

And by 9 PM I was back in NYC.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Heirloom Tomatoes

I'm loving heirloom tomatoes. They're so delicious. Thanks, Summer. Thanks, Trader Joe's.



So I have approximately 2 weeks left in my time here in New York City. I have a few things that I plan on doing when I'm not studying, which means that I don't have much time to spare!!

Here's my list so far:

1. Hit up the Guggenheim
2. Check out Levain Bakery [Bonus: re-check out other bakeries I've known to love]
3. Watch a movie [Lame, I know...but I'm talking indie movie I can't get in Diamond Bar]
4. Score tickets to Shakespeare in the Park
5. Eat well
6. Reminisce in the West Village
7. Art Gallery hopping in Chelsea

Um, that's it for now, but that's by no means an exhaustive list nor is it comprehensive.

Wish me luck!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Latest Photos

Look! Yeah, I drew that for Serena. One of the bakers was leaving. Look at that happy crew! (If someone [Mom, Dad--looking at you] tells me they're too skinny, I'm sorry. They're skinny bakers.)
Found this gem of a public toilet right across from the Chelsea Clearview Cinemas on 23rd. Don't speak -- this is too good for words.

This is Princess, my roommate's little Maltese-mix, on my bed. Princess loves to bark at the buzzer and she likes to eat. A lot. She's surprisingly fit for a big foodie.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

P.S. Bookshop

On Saturday Valerie and I took a really crazy journey through Brooklyn.

Long story short, we started around the Brooklyn Bridge, got some ice cream, saw some beautiful (and some really trashy: I'm talking fake tans and hot pink dresses) wedding photos being taken, then walked around the naval yard, and walked through two ethnic neighborhoods, and miraculously found ourselves at Choice bakery after 1.5+ hours of walking. Whew. But then, of course, there was more walking to Prospect Park and around and...

...somewhere along the journey, while we were trying to get to Williamsburg (we never made it), we found this wonderful little bookshop called P.S. Bookshop. It was your quintessential NYC independent bookstore. It was huge and filled with cheap books.

Valerie and I must have stayed their for an hour, just looking at the books mindlessly because the sheer beauty of the rows and stacks of the old and new and paperback and hardcover books took out breaths away. Even better, there was a nice lofty couch, too.

Give me a great bookshop where I can just sit and read and buy hardcover books for $5 (none of that $15 paperback book crap), or give me death!

"I wish I were as beautiful as this book," says Valerie.

Those books were pretty beautiful, especially the hardcover book of poetry she bought that was published in 1956. AWESOME. I would've bought some pulp fiction, but they were all so expensive...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Starbucks -- 28th and 3rd

I love it here. So I may only get 2 hours of free Wi-Fi (I'm thinking that's how it goes...so I must type this up super quickly), but the people here are all young people studying for some sort of post-graduate test.

The other day I was sitting next to a guy studying for some tax test while I was studying for the GRE. Across from us was a table of an MCAT study group.

At one point, one of them said, "OK forget it, I'll just get this type of question wrong on the test."

"You can't do that," one of the others said. "It's computer adaptive!"

The five of them laughed heartily.

I chuckled to myself firstly because I thought they were a bunch of geeks, and secondly because I understood the joke, too.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Spit on 6

I sat next to this crazed woman on the 6 train this morning.

She was wearing pink and had a little tote bag. Her hair was a little messy but, hey, whose hair can really stand this humidity? Scattered across her lap was the morning Times. Right around 14th Street, she was crumbling and un-crumbling the Home & Garden section of the paper, I believe.

Suspiciously she sort of looked around and then impulsively tore off a corner of the paper and put it up to her mouth where she either spit on it or licked it. I thought she wanted to put her gum in it, but there was no gum in her mouth.

Then she folded the Home & Garden section and put it down next to her (next to me) and she got off at Astor Place where she took her entire paper, except for the spit section.

The lady who was standing in front of her asked, "excuse me, I think you left the rest of your paper."

But the crazed woman just shook her head and ran away and dashed through the turnstiles.

"Did you see what she did to that paper?!" The lady was clearly just as shocked as I was.

"Yeah..."

She shook her head solemnly and left at Bleecker Street.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Je n'ai plus l'internet. Bof.

Today I struggled to find internet. First I went to Gregory's Café where it was a chilly 60 degrees, the coffee was gross, and the free internet was unstable, at best.

After 2 hours of freezing and just staring at an internet connection that would never fix itself, I left Gregory for the more admired Sunburst Espresso Bar. It was really crowded when I got here, but I found a seat and it cleared up quickly.

Stable internet, delicious coffee, a poorly-made carrot cake made my day. Spent the last 3+ hours here. I think it's time for me to move on since I won't be ordering anything more.

While I love this place, I don't think that this is very conducive for studying. Next time, Bobst! Ugh, Bobst. I hope they still let me in or else I'm screwed. No chance I'm living in the Kaplan center. (I'm not sure why I think living in Bobst is such a more attractive idea than the Kaplan center...)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Unsuccessful


Today was an unsuccessful study day for me because around 3pm I found that I was already ready to go to sleep.

I'd like to attribute my tiredness to Harry Potter last night, but I can't blame Harry. No one can blame Harry.

On a more special note, I think that everyone should take a moment and suck in some beautiful artwork at the site Terrible Yellow Eyes, a blog that is dedicated to showcasing artwork in tribute to Maurice Sendak's masterpiece, Where The Wild Things Are.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Free Tennis Balls

On Saturday, Friend Bobby and I decided we wanted to go play tennis at Hudson River Park. We would meet there at 9:30 and play; however, our plans went awry.

8:00 AM a groggy Jessica wakes up and gets up.

8:45-ish AM a groggy Jessica goes to the L train to go to the 1 to get to the West Village

9:30 AM Jessica walks out of the Christopher Street station and by the time she walks to Greenwich Street, she realizes -- OH SNAP -- she forgot the tennis balls. To play tennis with. She's the one Friend Bobby left the tennis balls with.

9:45-ish AM Jessica finds a line to wait for the 3 tennis courts. She hangs out there, waiting for FB.

10:00 AM FB texts Jessica he's forgotten where the courts are.

10:20 AM Bobby arrives. He had walked up North rather than South. Loser.

10:40 AM We decide without tennis balls, we should hit up some free kayaking that was RIGHT THERE AT PIER 96! So we do. It was actually Jessica's idea to kayak.

11:00 AM In the Hudson kayaking between two piers.

11:30 AM Done kayaking and decide to give waiting for tennis courts another try. Meanwhile, Bobster went up to a friendly couple who had just finished their 1-hour court time to offer to pay for some tennis balls (you can tell that he really wanted to play tennis that day). The friendly people gave us two cans of new balls that he had used just for that day. We're dead serious.

11:50 AM we see this banner flying above our heads. One of those flying banners that says "Free Abortion Alternatives (718) 401-9700.

12:10 PM Jessica goes on a hike to buy lunch.

1:10 PM JESSICA AND BOBBY GET TO PLAY TENNIS!

2:10 PM We leave the courts.

Anyway, long story short, playing tennis in New York City is not impossible, but it's very possible if you decide you want to wait 2 hours.

Afterwards, I did go to the Frick with two other friends later in the day and the Museum of Sex, which was amazingly educational (I'm talking the MoSex, not the Frick. Sorry).

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Long Night For a Subway

Taking the subway from the depths of Brooklyn back to Manhattan is not always fun because it usually takes a much, much longer time to get back to Manhattan late at night than it does to get to Brooklyn at a reasonable time. Why? Because this is the way the world works.

Tonight, however, two friends and I got a delightful dose of humor while still experiencing a "happy time." On the D train, the door conductor lady (yes, the lady who decides when to close/open the doors at each stop) was crazy.

Basically she opened and closed the door in all but 10 seconds. If you made it in: Congratulations. If you missed it and asked her to open the door for you, well, she'd say, "That's your fucking problem for not getting here on fucking time."

This happened three times on consecutive stops. A few people rushed to her and she closed the doors before they could enter, and she just told them no. Fuck no, to be more exact.

It was hilarious. In between stops she even came into our car to talk to everyone. Closing doors on people, she said, is the highlight of her day.
Hi guys,

I want to say that this video is a-mazing for its incredible display of corny affection. I hate it and love it at the same time. Join me, will you, in a Disneyland proposal?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

4th of July

Wake me up before you go-go! Because I'm so ready for a firework display.

The making of a winning 4th of July = 1 friend + White Cheddar Popcorn + Mike's Hard Lemonade + Blanket + View of Hoboken/Hudson River + Concrete.





[I had wanted to put a picture up of me and friend, but decided not to--she likes her privacy]

Now round that off with a super advanced math course and a queasy feeling in my stomach from eating too much junk food I normally don't eat = Priceless (and sad).

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Goal For the Summer

1. to make a cobbler...you know, like the peach variety.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Day in Brooklyn

This weekend I had a wonderful time in Brooklyn, more specifically, in Forte Greene, Clinton Hill, and Park Slope.

Our first stop was the Forte Greene Brooklyn Flea Market. I thought it was going to be HUGE like les puces in Paris, but what I got was an assortment of stands in a school parking lot. Found these gems:
Then we proceeded to walk around and kill time before going to a BBQ. While walking we did find Waldo:
So, that wasn't too bad.

We also went to this French bakery called Choice. it's an amazing little place that's full of delicious treats I wanted so badly to eat, but I restrained myself. Kudos, me. However, last night I just saw Ted Allen talk about a great BLT at Choice -- so I have to go back for my love of Ted Allen and my love of BLTs.

So the BBQ -- that was tasty and fun. I was surrounded by people older than me, which is fine, but it meant I was holding a lot of conversation with my +1 and trying to hang out with the 21-month olds.

What we ate:
(no, we didn't eat the iPod.)

Afterwards we were graced by a beautiful rainbow on our way back to the C train to come back to Manhattan. Grrrr...Manhattan.

I'll forever remember this day as the day I flirted with Brooklyn and took the first step in falling in love.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Piggy Party

The front of the card


Inside the card. Excuse the lame hand-writing and terrible pun.

Happy birthday, Katherine! I know you love pigs!


Friday, June 26, 2009

Trader Joe's

There's this huge scaffolding in front of Trader Joe's on 14th Street.

It makes such a bright and cheery place look like an ominous store that will sell you drugs. Really, what was once a huge sidewalk is now really scary-looking and narrow. Made me second guess my trip there; but I'm glad I still went in, otherwise I wouldn't have bought this AMAZING EDAMAME HUMMUS and a box of cherries! Now I just can't wait for them to bring on the peaches and nectarines.

(You notice that as I'm frantically studying vocab for my GRE I can still use words like "scary-looking"?)

So I'm sitting here watching "Three Times" by Hou Hsiao-Hsien, a Taiwanese film-maker. The movie is broken up into 3 different parts:

Part One: 1966 -- "A Time For Love": Two young people fall in love at first sight at a traditional pool hall in Kaoshiong (where my mom grew up, and she told me, "ah, and that's what we did! we played pool!").

Part Two: 1911 -- "A Time for Freedom": Basically, we have classic Taiwan trying to free themselves from Japanese powers. And, we see the classic Chinese male hair-do of a ponytail and half-shaved head.

Part Three: 2005 -- "A Time for Youth": I don't like this part because the girl is crazy and her male counterpart just doesn't know how to deal.

After Part Two is over, I'm going to skip out for coffee and to study.

Part One and Part Two are definitely worth watching, if not for the precious love story in the first part, then it's for the hidden history of Taiwan no one really knows about in the second.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Bye Nana's Treats

Because of the economic monster that's struck, this morning I had to help my company move out of our office space.

le sigh.

Of course, since my life is often lived in accordance to cinematic ideologies, it was pouring this morning and our tiny team was suddenly displaced. But what's worse than being displaced is knowing that I would be far from Nana.

Not my Nana (typically I wouldn't have called my Nana-like figure "Nana" anyway), but Nana who created Nana's Treats just across the street from our office. Sure, their medium coffee was 75 cents more expensive than La Petite Abeille right next door, but you're always willing to pay that price for a little hole in the wall (or in this case basement in the sidewalk).

Often I've frequented Nana's in the afternoon and chatted up with Mark. Mark: the middle aged man who was working to help his sister (AKA "Nana"!).

Mark was really nice to me, and since the summer started and I'd go almost daily, he'd give me treats. Not just any treats: free treats.

He and I, well, we became friends, I'd say. Friends in the type that when I came in, he'd say, "Hey!" and we'd chat about life. I'd get my coffee and then he'd say, "Here, take this bag of bagels" or "How about a cookie, or two, or four?"

Aww, Mark...aw shucks. You make me blush. I'm not even hungry, but I'll eat them anyway.

Sure it was awkward sometimes when other people were shoved in this small square of a space, but, I still went. I paid those extra 75 cents (and in exchange I oftentimes was given a large instead of a medium), and I achieved a New York dream: I went somewhere often enough that the people who work there expect, adore, love, and greet me happily.

This is something you (I) dream of achieving!

Well, then we were displaced and I couldn't even tell him about it. Because I didn't know we were leaving until the morning we left. What pains me is that on Wednesday I said to him, "I'll be here tomorrow!" and he said "looking forward to it."

UGH! The agony. You can't imagine the agony I feel.

The relationship I had so carefully cultivated through the past year has suddenly crumbled right before my eyes. My heart can barely take it (even though my stomach is probably thanking me).

Here's looking at you, Nana...the best I've ever had.


(image via powerbooktrance)

Monday, June 15, 2009

The NYC Eater

On Sunday I was a huge pig. I had the most quintessential NYC day, but at the same time, I ate more than I had in the past month. Let's break it down:

10 AM Peanut Butter and Banana Open-Faced Sandwich on Whole Wheat bread.

12:30 PM Headed to The Big Apple BBQ. Despite my efforts to not eat anything, I ate a Pulled Pork Sandwich with a side of beans.

2:00 PM Down to the West Village to drop off artwork. Received 4 cupcakes from Sweet Revenge, where my friend is a baker. Didn't eat them (yet).

3:15 PM Met a friend to go to the Lower East Side. Went to Doughnut Plant and indulged in a Carrot Cake Doughnut and a Tres Leche Doughnut. May have died in Heaven.

4:30-5:00 PM Back up to 14th Street/1st Ave where my friend suggested we eat Artichoke Pizza (AKA the most delicious pizza in all of New York City). Huge slice. I devoured it as my stomach tried to reject everything I had eaten. Could not finish crusts, which is sad since i love crusts.

7:00 PM Prepared my lunch for today. Salad. Why? Because I can't handle myself.

Go ahead. Take an NYC food tour. Be sure to call me up when you do, though.